I don't know if Donald Trump has been reading my blog, but I see he is recommending that Americans wear a scarf as advertised in my slogan! You will remember my photo a couple of days ago, wearing my Blue Gardens scarf as a face mask.
I wish I could see into the future and forecast when this is all going to get better. My crystal ball has a big crack in it, so the best I can do is fish out this Gianni Versace signs of the zodiac scarf, don my OTT earrings with some middle eastern coins dangling therefrom, bought from the Star and Moon shop in a Richmond alley, and seek aid from Russell Grant!
Your horoscope for 2nd April. Russell Grant's words, not mine!!!
ARIES: You want to make your loved ones happy. It means a lot to you to be able to help your family and friends whenever you can. They will be grateful that you respect their wishes. Money seems to be going out as quickly as it is coming in. Curb the outward flow by cutting back on unnecessary spending.
TAURUS: A new friend or colleague is causing trouble wherever they go. They seem to want to prove to themselves but challenging authority figures or established members of a team isn't the way to do it. A discreet word might help them change their attitude. A friend in isolation will appreciate a simple text.
GEMINI: Community projects continue to keep you busy and a number of family matters must also be dealt with. You're surprisingly boisterous and bubbly and after dealing with everything that needs your attention, you will still have energy left to spare. A brisk walk can do the trick.
CANCER: Give and take is a necessary part of a happy partnership and these qualities aren't lacking in your relationships today. The more you are getting to know someone, the more you like them. They appreciate your warmth and sincerity. If you are worried about a health matter, a female relative is worth confiding in.
LEO: If you owe someone an apology, the sooner you get this out of the way, the better. Finding excuses as to why you can't approach people and talk things over will only worsen the situation. A kindness you do for a neighbour who is suffering will have a tremendous impact on them.
VIRGO: You're upset about an injustice in the workplace. Conflicts over finances and working hours will erupt. A mix-up or misunderstandings between friends or neighbours could reveal some deep feelings or resentments that someone has kept hidden until now. A new family arrangement is far from ideal.
LIBRA: Painful issues keep cropping up in a close relationship and these need to be resolved. Until this happens, the spark will be missing from this union. A new neighbour's charms could sweep you off your feet. If you or they already have a partner, you would be wise to steer clear.
SCORPIO: Having fun with friends will be what brings you most pleasure. Even so, there are some areas of your life that are a bit of a pain. An older relative is expecting you to fulfil family obligations that you feel are unfair. Avoid them if you can and try to get through the day without argument.
SAGITTARIUS: This is a good time to promote personal objectives. Health is generally good but as hours wear on your energy will start to wane. As the day ends you might want to push duty to one side in favour of some much-needed rest and relaxation.
CAPRICORN: If you sense you and a partner are drifting apart, arrange a heart to heart discussion after which you can decide which way to go for the best. Avoid mass gatherings and don't feel guilty about having to re-arrange a party or get together. Be bold. Say yes to an offer to take on a challenging assignment.
AQUARIUS: Being asked to take on a leading role in a community project will boost your confidence. Even so in some areas it would be best to stick to your own devices. At work, you will prefer to get on without having anyone watching over your shoulders. Being able to work from home would be ideal.
PISCES: You are more confident about your decisions and more determined to achieve. You're taking a sensible, practical and organised approach to important matters. You're helping to arrange a surprise for someone you love and despite your careful planning, the day will end in a whirl of frenzied excitement.
So there you have it.
I reckon poor old Gianni Versace didn't know what was coming when the bullet got him in Miami Beach as he went out for his coffee. Stay home folks. Brew your own!
Busy Bee, Scarf Face!